In hushed terms are those spoken of called the Magicians of the Esoteric Order, for they wield great power. They are not great in number, but they are mighty, and they will take brook no argument. For they are players of great dedication and inventiveness, those who have accepted the Order not just as an avocation, but as a calling!
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